If Windows 8 gets one thing right…
At the moment I am waiting for the Bing Bar uninstaller to initialize. After that I have a list of about 60 other programs to take off my computer – most are quite small, but with a few exceptions. I am doing this on a relatively average computer but I expect to be here for most of the day. The programs that I am getting rid of vary in type. Some are pointless little things I downloaded once to complete a task (I have about four unzipping programs for different file types), others are large applications that I have on other computers that run them better. The irritating ones, however, are ‘drivers’ and ‘support software’. When this computer was new it came with a very large program (4GB) with ‘support software’ for the system. The computer was made by a popular manufacturer. I have never used the software and I haven’t got a clue waht it does. Any problems I’ve had with the computer have either been solved by the 8 page problems booklet it came with or a quick Google search.
Furthermore, the router that I use came with about half a gigabyte of software detailing how to contact customer support. Again the router was made by a popular provider. I have never had any problems with it. Quite why it needs drivers when it is an ordinary Ethernet router I do not know. But ironically, it isn’t just this computer that acts like this. I have a computer with a graphics card made by a very popular manufacturer however the ‘driver’ for this is a giant complex application detailing loads of settings I’ve never needed or used. It is the same for many popular bits of hardware – they come with tonnes of rubbish.
Therefore Windows 8 really needs to change things. If there is a proper driver management system where all my drivers come from Windows Update and are lightweight, I’ll be happy. If there is a proper way of managing applications, I’ll be happy. I should be able to press one button to get rid of an application, but right now I have to wait for Windows Installer to catch up and do something. So I beg that if Windows 8 gets one thing right, it’ll be that everything is simple and easy in regard to the horror of uninstalling applications.
Here is my list of things I don’t like about uninstalling programs:
- Having to be shown a survey after the installation has finished asking why I uninstalled (even more annoying if it has to open in IE)
- Taking ages to load the uninstaller
- Closing programs I am using which have nothing to do with the original program
- Leaving programs on my computer that should have been uninstalled before hand
- Leaving half the program on my computer claiming it is ‘preferences’ that I might like to use next time
- Really bad estimates to how long it will take to uninstall
- Scaring me out of the uninstaller (YOUR COMPUTER WILL NOT WORK IF YOU UNINSTALL THIS PROGRAM BECAUSE I’LL DELETE FILES FROM SYSTEM32! HA HA HA! kind of thing)
- Progress bars that get to the very end and then restart again
- Telling me that I can’t uninstall it because I’ve removed another component it requires – which requires it to uninstall
- Full screen backgrounds with really disgusting gradients from the 90s.
- Continually requesting admin permission
- Making me restart
- When it has finished, not taking me onto the ‘Finish’ screen automatically
